You have reached the voicemail for Roger. Please listen to all options, as our menu has changed. If you are a client with an unreasonable demand, please press 1. If you are a pissed off judge, please press 2. If you are an opposing lawyer who wants to be an asshole, please press 3. If you are a former lover calling to complain about relationships, please press 4. If you are a business associate calling to complain about money, please press 5. If you are an aggrieved husband, please press 6. If you are generally seeking money and want to be a dickhead about it, please press 7. If you are the Angel of Death, please visit me in person. If you are anyone else, you obviously have a wrong number, so don't call back.
I wondered about posting this - but Amy says I've posted a lot more personal stuff.
Pippa passes.
R
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You need an option 8. Try and think of something nice. Maybe, press 8 if you want to be kind.
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