Notice from Roger "Elu's" attorneys

30 March 2008

Dear Denizens of Abookshelf2.org:

We have the honor to represent Mr. Roger LNU, commonly referred to as “Elu,” who has been a part of the general Shelf Community since November 1997.

Mr. LNU has asked that we contact you to inform you of significant developments in his life. Owing to the death of his favorite Aunt, Ms. Myrtle LNU (who died recently at age 107 from a water-skiing accident on Lake Titicaca), Mr. LNU has inherited a substantial estate, including controlling interest in the Susquehanna Hat Company, arrable acreage, standing timber, several feldspar mines, a boomerang manufacturer and the leading tallow distributor of Namibia. Mr. LNU’s new-found responsibilities require that he embark on a Grand Tour of the world to manage this estate in the public interest. At Mr. LNU’s request, the undersigned has been appointed trustee of the Elu Trust, which has been established to establish a group home for recovering robbers, roues, rap “artists”, Republicans and other undesirables whose vocations begin with the letter “R”, and also provides for the care of abused squirrels.

Earlier this evening, Mr. LNU set off from the Port of Baltimore aboard a tramp freighter. Rest assured that he will not remain idle, but rather will act as Assistant Navigator, being one of the last accomplished practitioners of the science of Dead Reckoning. Indeed, Mr. LNU eschews the use of LORAN, GPS or any other instruments of navigation, save his great-grandfather’s sextant, a compass and a wind-up chronometer. As the freighter cleared the harbor, Mr. Elu tipped his Orioles cap at Camden Yard, and set off into the wide world with a song in his heart.

The “blog” commonly known as “Roger’s Meanderings” will necessarily be suspended for the indefinite future. A copy of this letter will be the final post placed thereon. Any news or opinions from or about “Elu” may be found at the blog of this firm, www.No3EquityCourt.blogspot.com. By copy of this letter to Sonya “Treesquish,” we are requesting that a link be placed at abookshelf2.org for easy access to that blog by anyone who retains any interest in Elu.

With continued good wishes, we remain,

Curry & Swisher, pllc
Attorneys and Barristers-at-law
Roger D. Curry, Partner
No. 3 Equity Court, the Outer Temple
Fairmont, by the grace of God, West Virginia